H1, N1 Thr?

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Hide your face
Or smoke the place,
Take a shot,
Or pray for grace

No matter what
You try to do
I’ll find a way
And still get through

For I’m too small,
Can’t you see?
Of course you can’t,
I am that tiny!

You do amuse me,
That is true,
I chuckle often
At things you do,

Whoever told you,
May I dare ask,
That I don’t get through,
Your flimsy mask?

And how’dya think
I wont be seen,
If your hands
Are always clean?

You’re just no match
All said and done
Prepare to die!
Signed,
H1N1

Should Have Stayed in Bed Instead…

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Got no rest the night before,
Eyes are heavy, throat is sore,
A dull migraine throbs in my head,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

Already late by half an hour,
I ran too fast,
Tripped in the shower,
Shaved too close,
Got nicked and bled,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

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‘Coz my heart said ‘STAY’
But my head said ‘NO’
‘You can’t keep slackin’ off, you know?’
Next time though,
I’ll just ignore my head,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

Missed the bus, and got no ricks,
In the train I had my pocket picked,
Here comes the TC,
Boy I’m dead,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

I pushed and shoved
Got out of the train
Ran to the exit,
Got soaked in the rain,
God knows what may lie ahead,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

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Finally reached there,
Three hours late,
“Closed for Swine Flu”
Said the sign on the gate,
This day I shall forever dread,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

What a price I had to pay
I learned my lesson, the hard way,
Next time I’ll do what Garfield said,
Screw you world! I’m going back to bed!

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