Should Have Stayed in Bed Instead…

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Got no rest the night before,
Eyes are heavy, throat is sore,
A dull migraine throbs in my head,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

Already late by half an hour,
I ran too fast,
Tripped in the shower,
Shaved too close,
Got nicked and bled,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

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‘Coz my heart said ‘STAY’
But my head said ‘NO’
‘You can’t keep slackin’ off, you know?’
Next time though,
I’ll just ignore my head,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

Missed the bus, and got no ricks,
In the train I had my pocket picked,
Here comes the TC,
Boy I’m dead,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

I pushed and shoved
Got out of the train
Ran to the exit,
Got soaked in the rain,
God knows what may lie ahead,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

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Finally reached there,
Three hours late,
“Closed for Swine Flu”
Said the sign on the gate,
This day I shall forever dread,
I should have stayed in bed instead.

What a price I had to pay
I learned my lesson, the hard way,
Next time I’ll do what Garfield said,
Screw you world! I’m going back to bed!

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