5 Things That Are Getting Too Much Publicity

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5) Pointless Facebook Campaigns

The success of a Facebook campaign usually results in more annoyance than good. In simpler terms, every successful Pink Chaddi Campaign, is bound to aspire half a dozen SPAM-heavy, unsuccessful ones such as “Save the Green-Tailed, Diurnally Blind, Migratory Cockatoo Initiative”, or the “Let’s Boycott Facebook Because they moved the Inbox button by three-quarters of an inch to the left”. As if throwing sheep at, licking, sucking and biting people you barely know wasn’t bad enough already!

Sadly This Isn't Photoshopped

Sadly This Isn't Photoshopped

4) Freida Pinto

Now don’t get me wrong on this one; I’m all for Indian cinema being appreciated all over the world, and though I must admit that Slumdog’s soundtrack doesn’t hold a candle to that of even Delhi 6, I’m still as stoked as the next person that Rahman won not one but two Oscars. What I can’t stand for however are pointless celebrities; case in point – Ms. (ya Mrs.?) Freida Pinto. With a track-record of zero films in all before her “Randomly appear at CST station and get kidnapped” part in Slumdog, it beats me how she has managed to get her overly made-up mug pasted on  everything  from Vogue to Cosmopolitan. On second thoughts, America is the same country were Miley Cyrus rivals the all-time sales of Led Zeppelin! Jao maaf kiya!

Seriously, this face? On The Vogue Cover?

Seriously, this face? On The Vogue Cover?

3) Terrorists

Terrorists are a prime example of the lengths people are willing to go to…just to get laid. Think about it! A guy blowing himself to smithereens just because he has been promised 72 virgins in his after-life, is the ultimate form of desperation, if you ask me. Especially considering the fact that no one has ever mentioned whether the virgins are going to be male or female/ young or old/ smoking hot or god-awful. It’s just not worth it! Tell you what Mr. Terrorist, if risk-taking is second-nature to you and you tend to skip reading fine prints, you’re probably better off investing in the stock market, rather than blowing it up!

I Knew There Had To Be A Catch!

I Knew There Had To Be A Catch!

2) LK Sadvani’s Online SPAM-Paign

The way in which we have been swamped with Sadvani  SPAM over the last month or so only confirms that the think-tank at BJP HQ consider the following as axioms –

a)      The youth think that Sadvaniji is awesomeness personified!

b)      The youth love clicking on cheap flash pop-ups.

c)       The youth have a Ghajini-like memory span and need to be bombarded with an ad every 10 seconds.

Experience has taught us that old men who suddenly start spending too much time online are usually creep-bags. Of course I’m not implying that Sadvaniji wants to make fraandship with your beti! But there’s a chance someone else can see it like that no? Just saying!

Kaun si website? Kaisi website? Mere 250 crore kahan gaye?

Kaun si website? Kaisi website? Mere 250 crore kahan gaye?

1) Balika Vadhu

After glorifying adultery, divorce and possible incest over the last decade, saas bahu serials have now found a new social evil to put under the limelight – child marriage! The end of the K-serial era, it seems has left mummies and dadis all over India with severe withdrawal pangs, so much so that they are now okay with just about anything to get their daily dose of saas-bahu sagas! So what’s the harm if a girl is married at eight, is denied education, and faces cruelties at the hands of her in-laws? And who cares if a thirteen year old becomes a widow or if a fifteen year old dies during child birth – the show deals with real emotions baba! See how well the little girls act! What’s that you say? The kids work twelve-hour shifts and miss school for months? Arrey didn’t we just say the show deals with real emotions and sensitive portrayals of a child-bride? Chup-chaap TV dekho na!

If It Wasn't For This Show, I Swear I'd Think Was Illegal!

Thank God for this show! For a second I thought this was illegal!

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8 thoughts on “5 Things That Are Getting Too Much Publicity

  1. Totally agree with Freida Pinto! She is a weird little thing and what she did on the red carpet seemed like Beyonce’s Single Ladies ka dance routine!
    Wish some1 else had represented India but as you said Miley Cyrus trumps Led Zep in that land, so who cares?

  2. freida is HOT. atleast, she was when we were in college. not the hottest, not vogue material, but HOT.

    as for advani, i don’t remember seeing him online before reading your post!!! i have a feeling i’m the last person on earth who hasn’t, and they’ve planted something in my brain that’s gonnna tell them when i finally see the ad…that’s when they decide their campaign is successful and call it off. ah well. i’ll show them. let’s see how long this can go on 😀

    • Pazz

      Hotness aside, she’s got the acting talent of just about any run of the mill actress on TV here. Nothing warranting the amount of attention she’s getting

  3. I quite honestly think Freida Pinto is strictly OKAY. The only reason she doesn’t end up looking like an eye-sore is because of her superb fashion stylist. Anyway, about Balika Vadhu, the two girls Suguna and Anandi have taken our homes by storm. Tsk.

    • Pazz

      My favorite is that the brand that she modeled for before she got famous is now promoting the crap out of their brand.
      Behold the copy –
      She Sanitary Pads – Nothing can stop her. PERIOD!

  4. Ha ha ha!!! Balika Vadhu…really over-hyped!!! 🙂 I guess K- fans now trying something different. Wondering how these child actors are managing both shooting & schooling simultaneously!!!

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