The Financial Crisis Poem: Hickory-Dickory-Stocks


Inflation’s going up,
The Bear has killed the Bull,
And Lehmann Bros. are gul.
Soon the banks will be locked,

Stock market’s run out of luck,
The US announced ‘Bail-Out’,
But we still have our doubts
We know they’ve got no bucks

Now Iceland’s going broke,
And Argentina too,
And so are me and you.
And that’s the story folks,

It’s time to act, not talk.
So folks, pull up your socks,
And go sell all your stocks,
Before they fetch you rocks,

5 thoughts on “The Financial Crisis Poem: Hickory-Dickory-Stocks

  1. harsimran

    ha ha ha..the last para has bad advice..if every1 goes on selln..we are doomed..

    loved the poem..
    one of the btr ones..


  2. Hickory Dickory Dick,
    This economy thing is making me sick.
    I need to go to Australia,
    Where I’ll have Ice Creams to lick.
    And I need to go there quick,
    Hickory Dickory Dick.

    On a sidee note:

    Australia is one of those countries succesful in mitigating the effects of what is said to be,”The greatest economic crisis after the great depression.”

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