The Fabulous Soaps On Indian Telly!

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Dateline……………8.00 pm
Its a normal Indian household………kids sittin in front of TV watchin crap……..Mom yellin at them to do their homework………dad chillin with a newspaper…………..and then it happens……………..moms favorite daily soap starts…..
all hell breaks loose……………mom,dad,kids hell even the family dog wants the remote………….finally after a few hard belan shots mom gets the remote and everyone sits down with their tails between their legs………….

Enter the Indian TV Bahu Decked up with 5 kgs of make up,jewellery and designer saree included……..someone in the family has just met with an accident……….the bahu cries buckets of tears (plz note tht her eye liner,mascara et al are still in place)
One by one she tells everyone in the house abt the accident……….they give shocked cum constipated looks of disbelief at the camera ( every expression shown thrice in slo-mo). the whole motley crew rushes to the hospital to check on their loved one……….(Mee Mumbaikar Mee Marathoner)
everyone in the family (rite frm the gardener to the kaamvali bai) gangs up on the doctor…..
The doctor (who is a junior artist in a lab coat) says something to this effect, “Mubarak ho ladka hua hai!!”
at this point of time the whole cast displays an array of constipated,wooden yet heart-rending and mind-bending expressions………..
Suddenly the script writer hurls the correct dialogue sheet at the “Doctor” the doctor then apologizes for his folly and says, “oh maaf kijiye ga…….tht was the last episodes lines……..Oh yes…..heres my line for the day…………….Unhe dava ki nahi dua ki zaroorat hai”.
the bahu gives out a banshee scream………………….”Naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
theres thunder and lightining in the background score (Mom watchin the serial at home starts praying for the beloved character…………the kids yell , “Change the stupid channel ma…..” 2 tight slaps later they quieten……….even dad silently gives in )
the whole cast rushes to the ward where the ‘accident victim’ is as if its a stall at a carnival…………only to realise tht their loved one aint even there.
Suddenly they all realise…………wait a sec our son lives in the USA!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The End
Another quality daily soap by ekta kapoor (boo hoo hoo wasnt it touchin)

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23 thoughts on “The Fabulous Soaps On Indian Telly!

  1. harsimran kapoor

    what d hell is ‘zimbly-underground paper of wilson’
    no offence but the comments when read in order r funnier than the post!!
    i love this blog!!!

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